AwfulAlliterativeActivity

I suppose this is as good a place as any to explain this. Back before I moved into the STC house, I was living in a place on 2nd street. MAU was visiting one night and to pass the time, we sat on the porch and came up with this word game. The gist of it is that you pick a letter and come up with a sentence that describes the act of anal sex using words beginning with that letter. It sounds innocent enough I suppose, but if you do it for awhile you discover that it takes your mind to places that perhaps you really didn't want you mind to be. And how we laughed and laughed that night. Part of the trouble was the fact that (completely unrelated to the formation of the game) the upstairs neighbors at the house were a nice gay couple... so we struggled to keep our voices down, lest they thought we were laughing at them. - crabgrass

BTW, nice one with "brown butter bowl"

Apefully Attacking the Agape Antipodes at an Atypical Angle.

Belligerently Badgering the Brown Butter Bowl.

Caressing the crap canal

Creaming the Cuddly Corn Can.

Crazed Continous Cornholing con Comrades

Chastising the Chocolate Channel.

Carnally Cultivating the Crevice Crop.

Digging in the dirt drain

Dilligently Defiling the Dirt Dish.

deepening the devouring dung divot

Ecstatically Engaging the Escherichia Egress

Entering the Enema Envelope.

Exhaustively Excavating the Excretory Exit.

Expertly Exploring the Exhaust Egress.

Floundering in the Flatulent Fissure

Furiously Flummoxing the Fart Flue.

Greviously Gophering the Gut Gate.

Gassily Greasing the Gerbil Gaol.

Hankerin' to Heinously Hump the Hemorrhoidal Haven

Happily Horning the Heiny-Hole.

Hammerin' the Hemmorhoids.

Impudently Invading the Icky Involution.

Jackin' your Jizm in the Juicer.

Knavishly Knocking at the Krakatoan Keg.

Laboriously Lambasting the Leathery but Lubricated, Lesion-Laced Love Labyrinth.

Lovin' the Lower Lustbucket.

Manglin' the Monster Mouth.

Nefariously Navigating the Nether Nerve Nexus.

Nihilistically Nailing the Nougat Nugget Nirvana.

Outlandishly Outraging the Obscene Orafice.

Packing the Pink, Puckered Poop Portal.

Perjurously Pinnochioing the Pink Piglets Perfumey Pooh Path.

Plundering the Proctology Pit.

Quiveringly Quenching the "Queer Quotient."

Redecorating the Rectal Room.

Resizing the Rectal Rotunda

Serriptitiously Spackling the Shizzle Shaft.

Submarining the Sepia Sphincter

Tipsily Touring the Toot-Toot Tube.

Trampling the treacherous turd tube

Tripping The Tight Tanfastic

Triumphantly Terrorizing the Turd Tureen.

Unkindly Undoing the Unclean Underwear Urbanite.

Vandalizing the Vapour Vent.

Wounding the Windy Winker.

Xyphoiding the Xenozone

(I know it's horribly yuppie to turn a descriptive into a verb, but hey, it's X.)

Yogurting the Yawning Yuck Yarmukle

Yiffing the Yolky Yeilding Yippee!

Zealously Zooma Zoom Zoomin' the Zippy Zerbert Zone.

AwfulAssonantActivity would be more accurate and punnier, too.

(Doug's assinine rebuttal...)

Someone is full of beans here...

Alliteration is the repetition of initial phonemes in two or more words (generally strung together) as seen in this page. An AwfulAssonantActivity would be the mere repetition of identical vowel sounds in nearby words! I.E:

"The crass mashing meted out on Stasha's passage made Agnes ecstatically gasp."

(okay, that mixed two vowel sounds, but we're all adults here...).

There have been some fine examples of mixed Alliteration and Consonance (The repetition of identical consonant sounds in a string of words) beneath this heading... but one could argue that pure consonance should require different vowel sounds and *not necessarily* come at the beginning of the various sounds in the string. I.E.
"Speckle, Obstruct and Impact the Oblate Creptitate Port."

(Sorry, I had to throw in "Oblate". One of my favorite words. To me it describes the sound and the shape of the noisemaker in the mellow afterglow of a good Irish meal of cabbage, cabbage and cabbage. "Speckle" is another great word - So many from the same root "to see"! Latin is awesome.)

Once again, We are all adults here, and can deal gracefully with ambiguity (my apologies to the more asperger-affected folks in the room), but in reference to "The Game" as invented by Messrs. Crabgrass and MAU, I think the facts bear me out. Thanks to Baksheesh's Mom for teaching me the difference back in `84. It truly was a Frabjous Day.

Oh,Doug, have you noticed that you are more amused by butt, poop,fart, and all scatological puerile jokes than any 8-year old boy??!!

Yes.

And i KNOW that your response to this will be something like "Yo Mama!"

PrimProperPolly heheh

This from the 35 year old who had to wear a turtlneck to hide hickeys from her mom this week. :-)

do i hafta do the entire alphabet?

i gotta nap; between this, the forum, and Eazy-E-Mails, i am sucked into the screen like Tron or Poltergeist.

MoinMoin Powered

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